One mechanic, a well-stocked toolkit, no patience and little time.

Placeboware exists because most software promises to fix your problem and instead just numbs the symptoms for a while. I'll do that too, but on my terms. I'm not beyond the unconventional. I'm also not against it.

They say half-built software is worse than none. I don't know if that is true. Neither work, and how do you know it was only half built? Most of my software is mostly built. If it is not, it will say 'coming soon'.